Every calculator ever built gives you multiplication for free. Because multiplication is the language of profit. Of compounding. Of capital growing while people sleep.

But division? Division is radical. Division distributes. Division shares. Division says: "Let's split this equally."

The ÷ button was never missing by accident.

Buying the divide button doesn't make you a customer. It makes you a statement. A walking contradiction. A capitalist act in service of anti-capitalist arithmetic.

We salute you, reluctant revolutionary.